Editing Mark Corrigan (section)

==== Warring Factions ====
Mark boards the bus hoping to see his work crush, Sophie, who accidentally sits on his hand. Too embarrassed to move his hand, Mark makes Sophie uncomfortable.

On his way home, Mark encounters some kids who taunt him with the nickname "clean shirt" and provoke him, eventually calling him a "paedo."

While Jeremy is out with his bandmate, Super Hans, Mark invites [[Toni (Peep Show)|Toni]] back to his apartment to listen to Jeremy's music and offers her Alpen, her favorite cereal. Toni reveals that her sister has cancer, and Mark awkwardly tries to offer comfort. They end up laughing at Jeremy's song. When Jeremy returns home, he is furious and expresses his anger by writing "Judas" with raw meat on Mark's bed.

Later, they attend a party at Toni's flat with her neighbors. Toni suggests playing party games, but Mark and Jeremy are more interested in finding ways to have sex with her. When Jeremy meets Toni's sister, Paula, who works in the music business, he hopes sleeping with her could advance his career. Mark, realizing Paula is Toni's sister, warns Jeremy about Paula's cancer. Jeremy, however, makes a crude offer of sex in exchange for career benefits and makes an insensitive remark about her illness. It turns out that Paula is Toni's half-sister, and the sister with cancer is not at the party. Jeremy feels tricked by Mark and becomes angry, believing it was all a joke.

Mark and Jeremy are kicked out of the party after embarrassing themselves and Paula, returning home defeated. The next day, Mark confronts the obnoxious kids by chasing them down the street, an action Sophie witnesses from the bus.