Editing Mark Corrigan (section)

==== The Interview ====
Mark becomes increasingly frustrated with Jeremy's lack of interest in finding a job. Jeremy complains that "there just aren't that many jobs in the media these days" and is infuriated when Mark suggests considering jobs outside of the media field. Mark decides to arrange an interview for Jeremy at his credit management company, JLB.

Mark finds a cute cartoon from his work crush, Sophie, and decides to draw a cartoon in response. Annoyed with his drawing of a clown-like man, which he deems "very gay," Mark attempts to create something more "edgy." He ends up drawing a cartoon of one stick figure giving another stick figure a large heart with a swastika on the inside, thinking, "Love is for Nazis."

He becomes anxious, worried that Sophie might think he's a Nazi, but it turns out Sophie interpreted the drawing as representing their boss, Barbara, giving Sophie a bonus, due to Barbara's known racism. Mark obtains Sophie's phone number and looks forward to calling her.

Jeremy is reluctant to take the job at JLB because he dislikes the cubicle lifestyle and has been offered a pyramid-selling job by Toni. He deliberately sabotages the interview by claiming he is seeking a "relaxing" job and pretending to have a facial spasm. When Mark scolds him, Jeremy retorts, "At least I don't fancy elves and pixies."

Later, Mark finally calls Sophie but ends up singing the lyrics, "Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like, 'I like you'." He is embarrassed by the voicemail, but Jeremy tries to console him. The next day at work, Mark tells Sophie that he likes her and that she should either accept it or "f--- off." Sophie laughs and assures him she can handle his feelings. Mark is pleased until he encounters his rival Jeff in the elevator, who sings the same song Mark used in his voicemail, suggesting Sophie might have shared the message with Jeff.