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====Act Two: Shopping==== Mr. Bean tries out his new American Express charge card at Allders department store. After nearly suffocating in the perfume department, he begins his shopping by testing everything he wants to buy. Bean opens and uses a toothbrush (then returns it, pretending he didn't use it), tries on a selected bath towel, peels a potato with a peeler he intends to buy, and pulls a large fish out of his pocket to see if it fits on a frying pan he chose. He also takes the telephone from the receptionist's desk, assuming itβs the only working phone since it gave a dialing tone; he believes the other phones (disconnected display models) are broken. At the register, Bean places his card on the counter. Another man's identical card gets covered under the grocery bag, leading him to take Bean's card by mistake. Instead of speaking up, Bean quietly pickpockets the man to retrieve his card, but his hand gets stuck in the man's wallet. The man unwittingly pulls Bean all the way into a toilet stall. Inside the stall, Bean uncomfortably watches as the man sits on the toilet. He eventually frees his hand, offers the man a roll of toilet paper, and shocks him as a form of comeuppance for dragging him into the restroom.
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