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====Act Three: The Restaurant==== Mr. Bean goes to a restaurant to celebrate his birthday. He surprises himself by gifting and then opening a birthday card, which he proudly shows off, endeared by his own message. He orders steak tartare, expecting a regular steak. A waiter offers him the house wine, which Mr. Bean swiftly drinks while smiling at the waiter. When the waiter offers more, Bean declines, mentioning he might end up drunk driving. He then shows off the napkin brought by the waiter, but loses it when it flies to a neighboring table, pretending it's not his. When the steak tartare arrives, Bean is disgusted by its taste and appearance, assuming itβs undercooked. He cuts it up and hides pieces in various places: an ashtray, a tiny vase, a hollowed-out roll, under a plate, a sugar basin, and even the violinist's trousers and a woman's handbag. The violinist insists he takes a bite, but Bean spits it into the violinist's trousers when he turns away. Conveniently, a waiter trips over Mr. Bean's leg while he is hiding the tartare in the handbag, spilling his tray onto Bean's table. This gives Bean an opportunity to show the waiter and the maitre d' the mess, revealing the hidden tartare. The maitre d' apologizes and moves Mr. Bean to another table, offering a free dish. Unfortunately for Mr. Bean, itβs another, seemingly larger, steak tartare. Appalled but watched closely by the maitre d', the waiter, and the violinist, Bean is forced to eat it.
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