Editing Mark Corrigan (section)

==== Dream Job ====
Mark applies for a promotion at JLB but is enraged when Sophie is chosen instead of him. Although he wants to remain friends with her and still has feelings for her, he suddenly feels a strong animosity towards her.

In a fit of frustration, Mark breaks into the office at night and urinates on Barbara's papers. Later, he regrets his actions and tries to dry the papers off in the bathroom, only for Sophie to catch him in the act. When she confronts him, he simply replies, "It's not piss."

Mark is forced to take time off work and attend "careers guidance," which is essentially therapy. He is resistant to the idea and tries to trick the therapist by giving opposite answers to everything he would normally say.

Mark and Jeremy plot to get revenge on each other's enemies—Super Hans and Sophie—even though Mark still has feelings for Sophie. Jeremy pretends to be a pervert watching Sophie from outside her window, saying, "I can see you. You're eating spaghetti—linguini, whatever." Sophie responds by shooting him with a BB gun, leading Jeremy and Mark to jump over the gate and accidently kill a dog. They then go to Super Hans' apartment, where Jeremy has Mark pose as a pizza delivery man, intending for him to deliver an empty box and then pepper spray Super Hans. Mark chickens out and simply asks Super Hans to pretend he’s been sprayed. When Jeremy discovers Toni at Super Hans' apartment, he confronts her angrily. Mark ends up pepper spraying Jeremy, claiming it's for his own good.

Later, Sophie visits Mark at home to apologize and explain that Barbara pressured her into taking the job. Mark initially shows sympathy but eventually makes a rude comment, causing Sophie to leave. As Mark chases after her, Jeremy pepper sprays him, saying, "It's for your own good."