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===The Curse of Mr. Bean=== ====Act One: The Swimming Pool==== Mr. Bean visits a public swimming pool, where he struggles with the manual ticket machine at the car park. Once inside and changed into his swimming attire, he spots children's slides and excitedly attempts to use one, only to be reprimanded by a lifeguard. Undeterred, Bean ventures to the highest diving board but hesitates when he sees the height. Trying to conceal his fear, he falters until two impatient boys push him off, causing him to lose his swimming trunks. In embarrassment, Mr. Bean tries unsuccessfully to retrieve his trunks, which are snagged by a toddler using a snorkel. Left naked, he hastily tries to sneak back to the changing room unnoticed, but is caught by a female lifeguard turning around at the wrong moment. Desperate, he dashes towards a nearby female changing room, only to inadvertently startle seven women emerging from an adjacent archway. They scream and retreat into their changing room as Mr. Bean hurriedly flees the scene. ====Act Two: The Parking Lot==== After leaving the swimming pool, Mr. Bean attempts to exit the car park but discovers he needs to pay Β£16 to raise the barrier. Frustrated, he tries to leave through the entrance instead, but encounters obstacles such as other cars and prematurely descending barriers. Growing increasingly exasperated, Mr. Bean's luck changes when he spots the Reliant in the distance. With determination, he revs his car engine and successfully maneuvers around the Reliant, finally managing to exit the car park. ====Act Three: Lunch on the Park Bench==== Mr. Bean heads to the park for lunch and encounters a man also enjoying his meal on a bench. Spotting the man's sandwich, Bean decides to make his own using an assortment of unconventional tools and ingredients hidden in his coat. He cuts bread with scissors, spreads butter using his credit card, washes lettuce under a drinking fountain, and prepares sardines from a jar. To add pepper to his sandwich, he crushes peppercorns in a handkerchief with his shoe. After assembling his lunch, Bean notices the man drinking tea and attempts to make his own using a hot water bottle. He adds a teabag and ingeniously improvises with milk from a baby bottle. However, as Bean prepares to enjoy his meal, he ties his peppered handkerchief around his neck, triggering a sneeze that causes him to drop his sandwich and spill tea all over himself, ruining his lunch. Kindheartedly, the man offers Bean half of his pre-packed sandwich as a replacement, which Bean gratefully accepts, even as the cap from the hot water bottle pops out of his ear. ====Act Three (Continued): The Street Corner==== Observing a cyclist dismount and walk his bike across a red light, Mr. Bean decides to emulate the behavior with his car. ====Act Four: The Movie==== Mr. Bean attends a screening of A Nightmare on Elm Street with his girlfriend Irma, bringing a large container of popcorn into the theater. When Irma assumes it's for sharing, Bean gives her a small portion instead. He becomes possessive of his popcorn, even snorting some back into the container after it comes out of his nose. Throughout the movie, Bean tries to scare Irma and the man sitting next to him in his peculiar ways. Impatient during the movie, Bean exclaims loudly, "Come on!" and starts making owl noises when the lights dim. As the scary scenes unfold, Bean becomes increasingly terrified and tries to avoid watching by covering his eyes. At one point, he pulls his jumper over his head, causing Irma to scream, thinking his head has been severed. To cope with the fright, Bean improvises earplugs using popcorn from the container and even puts the empty container on his head. After the movie ends and people begin to leave, Irma puts on her jacket, but Bean mistakes her sleeve for her arm and freaks out, believing she has lost it. This hilarious mishap concludes the episode.
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