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==Biography== Super Hans speaks with a charmingly "East-End" accent and exhibits a drug-addled, stream-of-consciousness style of conversation. His wit is laced with pop culture references and occasional flashes of insight. His rough upbringing, which included being locked up by his father to "monitor the home brew," is implied to have left lasting scars, such as his fear of enclosed spaces. Hans's father is deceased, and though Hans mentions having a sister, she remains unseen throughout the series. His volatile tendencies include violent outbursts, such as kicking down [[Mark Corrigan|Mark's]] bathroom door (''Shrooming'') and smashing Mark's TV with a lamp (''Mark's Women''), hinting at a troubled past. As Jeremy’s bandmate and friend, Hans alternates between tough love and outright betrayal, edging Jeremy out of band projects (''Jeremy's Manager'') and kissing his ex-wife (''Wedding''). He often refers to Mark with bizarre nicknames like "Professor Yaffle," "The Abdominiser," and "Captain Haddock," though he respects Mark’s sense of responsibility. This respect leads him to ask Mark to be the best man at his wedding, primarily because his bride Molly detests Jeremy. Hans is notorious for cycling through absurd band names, often with more enthusiasm for naming than rehearsing. Notable examples include ''The Hair Blair Bunch'', ''Man Feelings'', ''13 Bastards'', and ''Grandma's Boner''. Throughout the series, Hans juggles various jobs, including recording studio receptionist, rig worker, removal man, and bathroom fixtures salesman. His final scene sees him separated from Molly and departing London to start a moped rental business in Macedonia.
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