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===Mr. Bean Rides Again=== ====Act One: The Heart Attack==== Mr. Bean sets out to go to the post office but encounters a problem: his car's battery is dead, so he opts to take the bus instead. At the bus stop, he finds another man already waiting. Suddenly, the man suffers a heart attack, alarming Bean. Bean attempts to revive him in his own peculiar ways: he stomps on his chest, tries to force pills down his throat, and improvises mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by blowing air into his mouth using his hands and then a magazine. Desperate to help further, Bean even resorts to electric shock treatment, using jump leads connected to a nearby lamppost. Initially successful, Bean inadvertently shocks the man again when he shakes his hand without removing the jump leads, causing the man to pass out once more. An ambulance arrives, and paramedics take over the situation while attending to the man. Meanwhile, Bean seizes the opportunity to jump-start his Mini using the ambulance's battery. As Bean drives off, leaving the ambulance with a dead battery, the paramedics are left to arrange for a replacement vehicle to continue their emergency response. ====Act Two: The Stamp==== Bean heads towards a postbox, intending to mail a letter. Along the way, he accidentally swallows his own stamp. At the postbox, he encounters a lady who asks him to post her letter for her. Bean agrees but secretly holds onto her letter until she leaves, hoping to salvage the stamp for his own use. Using ingenuity, he manages to extract the stamp from her letter by using steam from his car's radiator. However, his attempt to affix the stamp to his own letter using a sticky sweet from his pocket fails, and the lady's letter flies off into the distance. Just as Bean completes his maneuver, the postman arrives to collect mail from the box. The lady returns to find her letter on the ground without a stamp and complains to the postman, who dismisses her concern. Bean, fearing repercussions, hides inside the postbox to avoid confrontation. Inside, he tries unsuccessfully to attract attention, even resorting to waving his tie out of the slot, only to have it grabbed by a passing dog, nearly choking him. Eventually, Bean is freed when another postman opens the postbox. In his rush to leave, Bean accidentally drops his keys down a drain. He heads to catch a bus home but is denied entry by the conductor due to full seating. Bean reluctantly waits for the next bus. ====Act Three: Packing==== Bean attempts to prepare for a holiday but struggles with his small suitcase, which doesn't accommodate both his clothes and tins of baked beans. Determined, he resorts to absurd methods to shrink his belongings to fit into the tiny case. He cuts unnecessary items like a pair of trousers (forgetting he already packed shorts), breaks his toothbrush, wastes toothpaste down the sink, takes only one sandal, opts for small swim briefs over board shorts, and chooses just one Hawaiian shirt. Reluctant to cut up Teddy, he uses a flannel as a towel. After finally cramming everything into the small case, Bean discovers another, much larger briefcase under the bed. Realizing it's too late to repack, he ingeniously places the small case inside the larger one, along with the one item he couldn't fit before β a book. ====Act Four: The Train Ride==== On a train journey, Mr. Bean sits across from a man who bursts into loud, continuous laughter while reading a funny book. Annoyed by the noise, Bean attempts to block out the laughter by covering his ears. However, he struggles to do so while reading his own book, attempting to turn pages with his elbows, chin, and tongue. Frustrated, he resorts to using his tie and jacket as makeshift earplugs and reads with a torchlight. When the man's laughter subsides, Bean removes his improvised earplugs, only for the man to burst into laughter again. This time, Bean uses his socks as earplugs, drawing curious stares from fellow passengers when the man looks up. Disgruntled by the man's renewed laughter, Bean tosses the socks aside. Desperate, he finds chewed gum under his seat and uses it as earplugs, effectively blocking out the world around him. As the conductor enters to check tickets, Bean remains oblivious due to his effective "earplugs." When the conductor startles him, Bean accidentally throws his book out of the carriage window with his ticket still inside. Despite the mishap, the man continues to laugh uproariously, much to Bean's dismay. ====Act Five: The Flight==== On an airplane, Mr. Bean engages with four different music channels, mimicking the actions corresponding to each genre. During his enactment of the fourth channel, he accidentally slaps a flight attendant, prompting her to ask him to assist a sick boy seated beside him. Trying to cheer up the boy, Bean attempts various antics β manualism, pretending Teddy is stuck, feigning vomiting, sticking magazine bits on his face, and even blowing a whistle on a lifejacket. In an unfortunate mishap, Bean inadvertently inflates the lifejacket when offering the whistle to the boy. As he struggles to deflate it, the lifejacket escapes from his grasp and flies across the cabin. He manages to retrieve it from a flight attendant while reading the in-flight magazine upside down. Suddenly, the plane encounters turbulence, causing panic among passengers. After the turbulence subsides, Bean pretends to vomit again and attempts to blow air into a paper bag, only to find it too small and hole-ridden. While searching for another bag, unaware of the boy's discomfort, turbulence hits again, causing the boy to vomit into an airsickness bag. The boy offers the bag to Bean, who inflates it and inadvertently pops it, causing a sudden blackout, ending the episode.
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