Editing Mr. Bean (section)

===Mr. Bean in Room 426===
Mr. Bean arrives at the hotel and retrieves his suitcase. When a porter approaches to assist him, Mr. Bean mistakenly wrestles the suitcase away, suspecting the porter of being a thief, muttering "thieves are everywhere..."

Inside, Mr. Bean repeatedly rings the bell until the front desk clerk appears. He provides his name, and the clerk returns with a card for him to fill out, offering a pen which Mr. Bean graciously accepts and pockets. The porter returns, offering to move Mr. Bean's car. Irritated, Mr. Bean places his suitcase on the counter and hands the porter his steering wheel, leaving the porter baffled.

Another guest arrives, prompting Mr. Bean to ring the bell again. The clerk gives the guest a card, and Mr. Bean mimics him, as though copying answers on a test he doesn't understand. He rings the bell once more, eagerly waving his card, hands it to the clerk, and hurries off to grab his keys, mimicking someone finishing an exam first. The other guest also takes his keys and walks away.

Realizing he forgot his suitcase, Mr. Bean rushes back to retrieve it.

He rushes towards the elevator, only to see the doors close right in front of him. Frantically, he dashes to each floor, pressing the elevator button and darting away each time, narrowly missing exiting on the wrong floor repeatedly. After several attempts, he manages to squeeze onto the elevator as it arrives, but Mr. Bean just dances around inside before running off again. On yet another floor, he's seen racing ahead of the elevator.

Finally reaching their floor, they find themselves in neighboring rooms. Mr. Bean, grinning mischievously with the key in hand, waits for the other man to arrive, who upon seeing Mr. Bean, shakes his head in exasperation. Mr. Bean eagerly tries to open his door first, but the key gets stuck, allowing the man to enter first. An annoyed Mr. Bean eventually succeeds in opening his door and rushes in without his suitcase. He quickly shuts the door behind him, only for his arm to sneak out and pull the suitcase inside before closing it again.

Once inside, he plays with the light switch by the door and discovers his window offers only a view of a wall. Using his suitcase as a step, he finally manages to see outside. Picking up the phone, he hears the room service lady greet him, so he replies and hangs up without ordering. He then jumps on the bed, sitting, lying down, and standing, stopping only when it creaks loudly. Hearing a knock at the door, he shushes the bed and the porter appears, returning his steering wheel. Clearing his throat for a tip, Mr. Bean hands him a cough drop, misunderstanding the gesture, and the porter leaves.

Next, Mr. Bean picks up the TV remote, mistaking it for a phone and greeting it. Getting no response, he presses a button, startling himself with a loud football match on the screen. He fiddles with the remote, changing channels in odd places like just his arm, facing the wall, under his duvet, and even from the hallway after the door slams. When the neighbor investigates the noise, Mr. Bean hides the remote behind his back and scolds at his own door, "Will you be quiet!" Once the neighbor retreats, Mr. Bean unlocks his door and slips back inside.
He proceeds to unpack, taking out Teddy who is blindfolded, which Mr. Bean removes to surprise him. Placing Teddy gently in a drawer with a sweet lullaby playing, the music abruptly stops as Mr. Bean closes the drawer, accidentally decapitating Teddy. He places Teddy's head next to him in the drawer and continues unpacking.
Next, he retrieves drapes from his suitcase, replaces the lampshade, puts a framed photo on the nightstand, selects a painting for above the bed, and then retrieves a large drill, its noise echoing throughout the lobby. The walls are soon adorned with paintings in frames.

Following this, he grabs his bath towel, shower brush, and squeaky ducky, and looks around for the bathroom. Consulting the hotel's brochure, he taps a photo of a beautiful pink bathroom, realizing his room lacks one. Hearing his neighbor (the man from before) enjoying a wash next door, Mr. Bean scoffs. He waits for the neighbor to leave, then begins making loud mechanical sawing and drilling noises, rattling the entire hotel.

As the neighbor realizes he forgot his watch and returns upstairs, and the concierge heads up in the lift to investigate the disturbance, Mr. Bean stops the noises just as the concierge reaches his door. Knocking, the concierge is interrupted by the neighbor, who can't open his bathroom door. They try to fix the jam, unaware Mr. Bean is quickly taking a bath, scrubbing his feet. There's a big hole above the tub leading into his room, which he hides by pulling a curtain and a cupboard over it.

Outside the room, the concierge apologizes to the neighbor for the disturbance. Mr. Bean peeks disdainfully from his room in a towel with another on his head, ducky and brush in hand. The concierge greets him, looking confused, and walks away.

Mr. Bean knocks on the door of room 425 and quickly dashes away, only to find the lift out of order. Annoyed, he heads for the stairs but gets stuck behind a slow-moving elderly lady. The staircase is vast, spanning many floors, and despite his frustration, he keeps goofing off along the way. He decides to switch to the other staircase, only to find himself once again behind the same elderly lady. Taking a risky move, he uses the rings on the bannister to maneuver past her, finally succeeding, only to find himself stuck behind another slow-moving elderly man, presumably her husband.

Inside the restaurant, Mr. Bean grabs a saucer and cutlery, noticing his neighbor three people ahead. He tosses the lady's knife on the ground, causing her to bend down to pick it up, and then the man's napkin, which he also retrieves. Now behind his neighbor, Mr. Bean peeks over his shoulder and mimics his choices, but in larger quantities, putting back whatever the man discards. He mimics all of the man's actions in an exaggerated Mr. Bean style. When they reach the oysters, Mr. Bean quickly devours all of his, but the man detects a strange odor and questions the restaurant manager about their quality. The manager apologizes and investigates, sniffing the oyster plate with evident disgust. Mr. Bean watches in horror, fearing he may have already eaten the bad oysters.

Later, at midnight, Mr. Bean has a nightmare involving his neighbor and the waiter laughing maliciously at him, forcing him to eat the rotten oysters. He wakes up feeling hot and removes his pajamas, planning to go back to sleep. However, he hears music playing from room 427.
Mr. Bean glances at the alarm clock, realizing it's 12:05 am. In a panic, he gets up, forgetting he's naked, and angrily knocks on the door, loudly shushing to stop the music. The music ceases, and he hurries back to his room as the door locks behind him. When he reaches for his key, he realizes it's missing. Even worse, he's still naked, causing him to panic about the prospect of being arrested for public nudity. He hides in the doorway until a couple passes by from a night out. Once they're gone, he stealthily escapes, using a fire extinguisher and various door signs (private, exit, etc.) to cover his privates and avoid encountering people.
Attempting to take the stairs, he once again finds himself stuck behind the elderly lady. Frustrated, he heads back upstairs and encounters another couple making out. He sneaks past them to reach the lift, but as he enters, the door shuts on the string from the exit sign he's pulled in with him. The lift descends, and screams are heard, likely from someone seeing Mr. Bean naked inside.

Back in the lobby, Mr. Bean exits the lift and sneaks into the clerk's workspace while the clerk is occupied speaking to Danny La Rue, who is performing at the hotel. As La Rue heads to give the audience an encore, the clerk instructs Matthew, the porter, to take the trunk to Mr. La Rue's car. Meanwhile, Mr. Bean manages to obtain the keys to his room from the front desk and hides behind a pole.

The clerk returns to his counter, almost noticing the suitcase moving several times (due to Mr. Bean changing inside it). Matthew returns, locks the suitcase, and brings it out to the car, accidentally dropping it on the stairs. Just then, Mr. Bean appears at the counter dressed in a sparkly gown, wig, and lipstick, requesting "426, please." The clerk, assuming Mr. Bean is a woman, obliges, saying "Certainly, madam."

At that moment, Danny La Rue walks by, noticing his outfit being worn. Angered, he approaches Mr. Bean, who adjusts his chest, and exclaims, "Hey, that's my frock!" He yanks an earring off Mr. Bean's ear, causing him to shriek in pain, abruptly ending the episode.