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====Act Two: The Sale==== On New Year's Day 1994, Bean hurriedly makes his way to the Arding and Hobbs department store to capitalize on the January sales, nearly causing accidents as he parks his car. Dozens of eager shoppers have camped overnight to secure their place in line, but Bean skips ahead to the front where an alarm clock sits next to a sleeping bag, supposedly occupied by someone. He taps his watch, signaling the alarm to go off, startling an elderly couple nearby. Swiftly, Bean retrieves a beanie hiding a cauliflower under the sleeping bag, discards it into a nearby bin, and pops a balloon figure, revealing his ruse—there was no person, just a dummy he set up the previous night to cheat his way to the front. With the store finally opening, Bean rushes inside, brimming with excitement but unsure where to begin, ultimately heading downstairs. He indulges in a shopping spree, acquiring various items including the display armchair, paint cans, and an assortment of cleaning tools. After securing the armchair to the roof of his Mini, Bean encounters a predicament—having packed everything else inside the car, there's no space left for himself. Undeterred, he ingeniously rigs up a makeshift contraption to drive: a brick tied to a string holds the car in place, the handbrake is released, and he uses cans of paint, strings, and a mop-broom hybrid to operate the clutch, gear stick, steering wheel, accelerator, and brakes. Initially successful, Bean navigates smoothly until he encounters a danger sign on a steep downhill slope, swerving to avoid a roadworks barrier. However, things take a turn when the broom's head gets stuck under the pedals and breaks loose during Bean's attempts to free it. With no means to stop the car, Bean hurtles uncontrollably towards a parked lorry loaded with mattresses. The inevitable collision ensues, resulting in a flurry of feathers exploding into the air as Bean crashes into the truck.
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