Editing Mr. Bean (section)

====Act Three: The Window====
Back at home, Mr. Bean positions the new armchair with a sigh, removes the doorknob, and places it in the fruit bowl. Coughing out feathers from the earlier mishap, he proceeds to replace the old armchair with the new one. Suddenly, he realizes he must fill the hole near the counter where items frequently fall through, such as a ketchup bottle, a coffee jar, and the fruit bowl. Armed with measurements and pencils held in his mouth and hands, Bean moves to the opposite wall.

He begins drilling along the marked line, unaware that he's also cutting through strings holding up a painting of a teddy bear's birthday, slicing through the lower corner of a kitten painting, and severing the phone line, which stops ringing abruptly. Pausing momentarily, thinking he heard something, Bean resumes drilling, accidentally decapitating the top of Queen Elizabeth II's portrait, slicing through Princess Diana and Prince Charles at their necks, and grazing the legs and groin of a shiny, tanned bodybuilder painting. Collecting the rectangular piece he cut out, Bean fits it into the other hole he intended to patch up.

He takes out the dried-solid paintbrush and begins softening it with a hammer. Moving into the living room, he dips the brush into the paint, causing it to bubble and the bristles to sink into the thick liquid. Mr. Bean then takes Teddy, instructs him to look away, and inserts the brush handle (the metal end) into his rear. Dipping his own head into the paint, he attempts to paint the wall but manages only a few erratic lines, splattering paint on the nearby lampshade and nightstand where the paint can was placed.

Realizing he needs a solution, he grabs a newspaper and meticulously wraps every item in the room, including each individual grape from a bunch. Left with only the clock uncovered, he uses Hubert's forgotten hat to cover it. Discovering a large cracker in a dusty box under the footstool, he gets another idea. Bean places it in the tin of paint, lights the fuse, and rushes towards the door—but he realizes there's no doorknob. Quickly unwrapping it, he barely manages to escape just as the fuse reaches its end. He runs around the corner, plugs his ears, and shuts his eyes.

Meanwhile, Hubert, tired and slightly intoxicated, leaves the neighboring party and realizes he forgot his hat. Knocking on Mr. Bean's door with no answer, he decides to enter. As he steps inside, the cracker detonates. Mr. Bean returns to inspect the aftermath, seeing the exploded tin dripping paint, satisfied that his paint bomb tactic worked. However, he's surprised and puzzled to find white footprints leading from his front door and a silhouette of Hubert frozen on the wall, the only unpainted area, where Hubert had fetched his hat.