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===Mind the Baby Mr. Bean=== Mr. Bean visits a theme park in Southsea, Portsmouth, but accidentally leaves his Mini's boot unlocked, causing it to latch onto a baby's pram that is towed behind his car all the way to the funfair. Upon discovering the "kidnapped" baby, Bean reluctantly decides to care for it while he enjoys his day. Throughout a series of amusing misfortunes involving a bumper car, a large dog, and the baby's buggy, Mr. Bean eventually decides to explore on his own, leaving the baby in a Postman Pat kiddie ride. He feeds the machine nine coins to keep it occupied. While bored on a roller coaster, he is unexpectedly woken up. At an archery game, he accidentally shoots an arrow that narrowly misses a stall tender's head, prompting an angry shout. Later, at a coin pusher machine, he attempts to cheat by repeatedly banging the machine after it runs out of coins. When he succeeds in releasing a cascade of coins, a young boy promptly steals his prize. Meanwhile, a long queue forms at the Postman Pat ride. When Bean returns to add more coins, an irate mother scolds him for his actions, forcing a disgruntled Bean to retrieve the baby from the red van. Bean soon notices an unpleasant odor emanating from the baby and realizes its nappy needs changing. Lacking clean diapers, he helps a girl onto a carousel and, to her dismay, pilfers her teddy bear. After she chastises him for taking it, he uses a Swiss army knife to cut open the teddy and fashion a makeshift nappy. Unfortunately, as a ride starts moving, the soiled nappy embarks on a chaotic journey across the amusement park, landing on the faces of unsuspecting bystanders along the way. After winning a goldfish through some creative tactics at Solitaire Targets, Mr. Bean attempts to hold onto the fish but accidentally swallows it while celebrating a bingo victory. He promptly spits it out into a bowl with another goldfish. Following the bingo game, unable to soothe the crying baby, Bean decides to purchase a large bunch of helium-filled balloons to lift its spirits. However, the balloons unexpectedly hoist the baby and its pram into the air. Bean, using an arrow from the archery game (amidst the familiar shout of "OY!" from the attendant), sharpens its tip with a pencil sharpener. With precise aim, he pops just enough balloons in one shot to guide the pram to a gentle landing beside the baby's mother. She retrieves her baby, albeit bemused by the teddy bear makeshift nappy Bean had improvised earlier. Meanwhile, as Bean drives off in his Mini, unaware that it also contains the Doberman he had set free earlier, he discovers he still has the squeaky toy from earlier. Suddenly, the toy squeaks, prompting the Doberman to bark loudly, startling Bean in surprise.
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