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===Back to School, Mr. Bean=== ====Act 1: Exploring the Exhibits==== Mr. Bean arrives at a school for an open day but struggles to find parking. Spotting a similar Mini, he swaps cars, leading to confusion when soldiers attempt to push the car, believing it won't start. Inside, he inadvertently disrupts an Army Cadet troop by coughing, prompting them to awkwardly respond with synchronized stomps and military commands. While causing chaos, he messes up a stamp album, startles a calligrapher, and gets paper stuck to himself from a malfunctioning Van de Graaff generator, leaving him electrically charged. When he tries to give back a piece of paper stuck to him, the static electricity causes a wardrobe malfunction for a lady nearby, leading to a commotion that necessitates help from others. ====Act 2: Science Class==== In the chemistry lab, Mr. Bean experiments with various chemicals, accidentally triggering a volatile reaction that results in a dramatic explosion. Blue smoke billows from the lab as Bean narrowly escapes, leaving a younger student covered head to toe in blue chemicals, adding to the chaotic scene. ====Act 3: Art Class==== In a still-life art class, Mr. Bean becomes frustrated with the teacher's critiques of his work. His dismay escalates when he learns he has to sketch a nude female model. Quick-witted as ever, Bean improvises by fashioning a clay brassiere to cover the model's breasts, allowing him to proceed without embarrassment. However, his antics draw the attention of a young student's mother, who confronts the teacher about Bean's presence in the class. This leads to a misunderstanding that results in the student being reprimanded, much to his mother's frustration. ====Act 4: Judo Lesson==== Later, during a judo lesson, a nervous Mr. Bean manages to outwit his instructor (played by David Schneider) by rolling him up in a mat. However, after the lesson, Bean discovers he has inadvertently swapped trousers with another man (played by Christopher Ryan). In a desperate search for his own trousers, Bean eventually locates them in the gents' toilets, where he cleverly identifies them by his name tag. In his haste, he clumsily removes the trousers from the man sitting on the toilet, inadvertently causing a comedic mishap involving underwear being thrown and misplaced. ====Act 5: Farewell to the Mini==== Returning to the car park, Mr. Bean realizes his car is missing. Spotting it in the middle of a crowd of onlookers, he nonchalantly heads towards it with the intention of getting in. Along the way, he gets distracted by a tempting display of cakes on a nearby stand and decides to indulge himself. Oblivious to the looming danger, a massive army tank silently rolls up behind him. Engrossed in eating his cake, Bean remains unaware as the tank drives over his Mini, crushing it under its weight. It takes him a few moments to register the commotion around him, glancing briefly before returning to his cake. When he finally turns around again, he does a double-take and drops his cake in shock. Surveying the flattened remains of his car, Bean sadly walks around it, eventually finding his padlock, the only part that remains undamaged. He plays with it for a moment, smiles wistfully, and walks away.
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