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====Act Two: Mini Golf==== Mr. Bean arrives at the mini golf booth where a kid is playing. He chuckles as he watches the kid struggle, then politely takes his club, ball, and scorecard, thanking the booth attendant who watches him curiously. Moving to the first hole, Mr. Bean casually throws his ball, causing the kid to chase after it. He effortlessly gets a hole-in-one, smugly noting it on his scorecard before sauntering off. On the second hole, Mr. Bean polishes his ball on his trousers, underestimates the shot, and sends it flying over a fence, much to the attendant's satisfaction. Retrieving it proves challenging as the attendant shouts at him. Attempting to return the ball to the course, Mr. Bean accidentally hits it too hard again, launching it across the golf course, bouncing onto a bus. Mr. Bean ingeniously stops the bus by planting a bus stop sign, boards, and continues trying to hit the ball, causing chaos on the bus. The ball ricochets off various objects—an ice cream cone, a bench with ice cream, and even ends up lodged in a car's exhaust pipe, causing the engine to explode. Mr. Bean falls into a drain trying to retrieve it, then swats at it in the sewers until it shoots into a rubbish bin. After hitching rides on a tandem bike and a car, Mr. Bean finally cuts a square of grass to retrieve the ball from a car, much to the confusion of a woman playing choir music nearby. Returning to the mini golf course at sunset, Mr. Bean arrives just as it's closing. He casually rolls the ball into the hole, delighted with himself. Writing an exaggerated score of 3,427 for hole 2 on his scorecard, Mr. Bean heads home, satisfied with his eventful day at the mini golf course.
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