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===Goodnight Mr. Bean=== ====Act One: The Hospital Waiting Room==== Mr. Bean drives his car closely behind an emergency ambulance, inadvertently blocking its back door and trapping the rescuers and patient inside. Inside the hospital waiting room, he grows increasingly impatient. He starts by discreetly tossing away a girl's doll to make her leave with her mother, then mischievously pinches another man in line, sparking a brief altercation between them. After gesturing his problem to the receptionist, Bean manages to secure a priority ticket. He hurriedly sits down, snatching the seat from an elderly man, and inadvertently draws attention from a seriously injured patient beside him. Bean inadvertently flaunts his comfort by stretching, waving his hand, and crossing his legs, which annoys the jealous patient. When Bean's ticket number, 76, appears on the screen instead of the expected 23, he discovers his hand stuck inside a teapot, much to the amusement of the patient. Frustrated, he swaps his ticket with hers, causing confusion and playful imitations. A young schoolboy arrives with a saucepan stuck on his head, comically altering his ticket number to 850. Bean tries to skip ahead by taking an old man's ticket while he sleeps, but is caught in the act when the old man awakens. At the counter, Bean argues with the receptionist, attempting to expedite his turn. Distracted momentarily by a phone call, the receptionist allows Bean to tamper with the digital counter, flipping it upside down in anticipation of his turn. Excitedly returning to his seat after manipulating the counter, Bean's teapot-hand is firmly grasped by the seriously injured patient, mistaking his turn for hers. As chaos ensues with skipped numbers, Bean is left frustrated as the nurse resets the counter correctly, allowing another patient to be called. Disheartened, Bean sits back down while the gloating patient revels in her victory. An hour later, Bean awakens to find his ticket, number 52, missing from his hand. Unbeknownst to him, the nurse retrieves the ticket from the floor and calls for the owner, but the injured patient, unable to speak clearly due to bandages, is assisted instead. Realizing his ticket is lost, Bean angrily returns to the queue, inadvertently bumping into the same two men from earlier, reigniting their brawl. Frustrated, Bean confronts the receptionist again and retrieves another ticket, only to discover it has a much higher number, indicating a longer wait. Disappointed, he tosses it in the bin but gets his hand stuck while attempting to retrieve it. With determination, he pulls out a third ticket with his mouth and returns to his seat amidst the ongoing scuffle between the two men. ====Act Two: The Queen's Guard==== Mr. Bean visits Windsor Castle, playfully snapping photos in various locations—a window, a door, a rubbish bin and its contents, and a statue of Cupid, which he humorously covers with a plastic food wrapper for modesty before taking the picture. Passing by the Queen's Guard, Mr. Bean is startled when the Guard suddenly stamps his foot. Undeterred by the Guard's stoic demeanor, Bean attempts to provoke a reaction with gestures—clenched fist, waving hand, and a playful "boo" howl. He decides to capture a selfie with the Guard, adjusting the camera for a wider shot. Checking the time on a sundial, he improvises by placing his camera on its gnomon. Before snapping the photo, Bean fusses over the motionless Guard's uniform—wiping the steel buttons, dusting off the royal uniform, and grooming the bearskin hat and moustache. In an attempt to trim the moustache neatly, he inadvertently turns it into a Hitler-style moustache with a pair of scissors. Carefully cleaning the rifle without disturbing it, Bean then decides to "decorate" the Guard further. Gathering flowers, he adorns the Guard's belt and shoulder straps, and places a wreath on the bearskin hat. From his handbag, he retrieves a ping pong ball for eyes and a petal for a mouth, transforming the bearskin hat into a makeshift face. He playfully positions Teddy on the Guard's bayonet as a finishing touch. Just as Bean sets up the camera for the perfect shot, the Guard's sergeant calls the charge, prompting the Guard to march away—decorations and Teddy included. Bean rushes after them, but the camera captures only his frustrated expression as the Guard walks off with his creations. ====Act Three: Falling Asleep==== Mr. Bean uses his new electric toothbrush vigorously, causing his head to shake in all directions. He rinses his mouth with a squirt gun and meticulously brushes his ear and combs his eyelashes before bidding himself "goodnight" in the mirror. Heading towards his bed, Teddy is already waiting. Bean picks up a storybook titled "Asterix and Obelix" and chuckles as he reads aloud, amusing Teddy. He decides to add mini glasses to Teddy's eyes to enhance the humor, prompting even more laughter from the stuffed bear. Eventually, he hypnotizes Teddy to sleep and carefully tucks him into bed beneath his own. With a lazy flick of a pistol, Bean shoots out the light bulb to darken the room, knowing he has plenty of spare bulbs in his drawer. Settling down to sleep, he listens to the gentle sounds of the clock ticking, a motorcycle roaring past outside, and cats meowing in the distance. Disturbed, he improvises by donning a dachshund dog headpiece to scare off the nocturnal disturbances. Despite his efforts, Bean begins to struggle with insomnia. He grabs an extended glove-on-a-stick to reach the TV remote and flips through channels, stumbling upon a tedious chess competition between intensely focused players. The monotony lulls him into drowsiness until a sudden loud rock music-filled advert jolts him awake. Annoyed, he turns off the TV and resorts to a more traditional method: visualizing a herd of sheep. As he attempts to count the sheep, Bean miscounts due to his quirky imagination. Seeking a quicker solution, he fetches a calculator and multiplies 27 by 15, arriving at the answer of 405. Satisfied, he finally drifts off to sleep. As the credits begin to roll on the TV, Bean unexpectedly rolls out of bed, concluding the episode in his typically clumsy fashion.
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