Editing Simon Cooper (section)

=== Family ===
'''Alan Cooper''': Simon's dad is close with his son Simon. He has no problem bragging about his sexual exploits. Simon is close with his dad but Simon cannot stand his dad talking about his mother's sex life. At times, they usually will have a heart to heart conversation. Despite Simon lashing out, he maintains a close relationship with him. Simon's dad did buy Simon his car despite Simon not liking it

'''Pamela Cooper''': Simon constantly gives his mother the cold shoulder for no real reason. Pamela, however, shows Simon nothing but affection, possibly as a way to make him feel worse for abusing her, but it doesn't seem to work.

'''Andrew Cooper''': Simon flat-out hates his younger brother, who seems a lot more confident than him and is presumably more popular at school. Andrew takes pleasure in any moment when Simon makes a fool out of himself. Despite this, when Simon makes plans to leave his family and reside with Jay, due to his family moving to Swansea, he invites Andrew (who promptly declines), however, this was probably used to make his parents more distraught.

'''Patch:''' It is mentioned by Simon in the series 3 finale that he used to have a dog named "Patch" that his parents had anonymously put down.