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====Act One: The Hospital Waiting Room==== Mr. Bean drives his car closely behind an emergency ambulance, inadvertently blocking its back door and trapping the rescuers and patient inside. Inside the hospital waiting room, he grows increasingly impatient. He starts by discreetly tossing away a girl's doll to make her leave with her mother, then mischievously pinches another man in line, sparking a brief altercation between them. After gesturing his problem to the receptionist, Bean manages to secure a priority ticket. He hurriedly sits down, snatching the seat from an elderly man, and inadvertently draws attention from a seriously injured patient beside him. Bean inadvertently flaunts his comfort by stretching, waving his hand, and crossing his legs, which annoys the jealous patient. When Bean's ticket number, 76, appears on the screen instead of the expected 23, he discovers his hand stuck inside a teapot, much to the amusement of the patient. Frustrated, he swaps his ticket with hers, causing confusion and playful imitations. A young schoolboy arrives with a saucepan stuck on his head, comically altering his ticket number to 850. Bean tries to skip ahead by taking an old man's ticket while he sleeps, but is caught in the act when the old man awakens. At the counter, Bean argues with the receptionist, attempting to expedite his turn. Distracted momentarily by a phone call, the receptionist allows Bean to tamper with the digital counter, flipping it upside down in anticipation of his turn. Excitedly returning to his seat after manipulating the counter, Bean's teapot-hand is firmly grasped by the seriously injured patient, mistaking his turn for hers. As chaos ensues with skipped numbers, Bean is left frustrated as the nurse resets the counter correctly, allowing another patient to be called. Disheartened, Bean sits back down while the gloating patient revels in her victory. An hour later, Bean awakens to find his ticket, number 52, missing from his hand. Unbeknownst to him, the nurse retrieves the ticket from the floor and calls for the owner, but the injured patient, unable to speak clearly due to bandages, is assisted instead. Realizing his ticket is lost, Bean angrily returns to the queue, inadvertently bumping into the same two men from earlier, reigniting their brawl. Frustrated, Bean confronts the receptionist again and retrieves another ticket, only to discover it has a much higher number, indicating a longer wait. Disappointed, he tosses it in the bin but gets his hand stuck while attempting to retrieve it. With determination, he pulls out a third ticket with his mouth and returns to his seat amidst the ongoing scuffle between the two men.
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