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====Act Two: The Queen's Guard==== Mr. Bean visits Windsor Castle, playfully snapping photos in various locations—a window, a door, a rubbish bin and its contents, and a statue of Cupid, which he humorously covers with a plastic food wrapper for modesty before taking the picture. Passing by the Queen's Guard, Mr. Bean is startled when the Guard suddenly stamps his foot. Undeterred by the Guard's stoic demeanor, Bean attempts to provoke a reaction with gestures—clenched fist, waving hand, and a playful "boo" howl. He decides to capture a selfie with the Guard, adjusting the camera for a wider shot. Checking the time on a sundial, he improvises by placing his camera on its gnomon. Before snapping the photo, Bean fusses over the motionless Guard's uniform—wiping the steel buttons, dusting off the royal uniform, and grooming the bearskin hat and moustache. In an attempt to trim the moustache neatly, he inadvertently turns it into a Hitler-style moustache with a pair of scissors. Carefully cleaning the rifle without disturbing it, Bean then decides to "decorate" the Guard further. Gathering flowers, he adorns the Guard's belt and shoulder straps, and places a wreath on the bearskin hat. From his handbag, he retrieves a ping pong ball for eyes and a petal for a mouth, transforming the bearskin hat into a makeshift face. He playfully positions Teddy on the Guard's bayonet as a finishing touch. Just as Bean sets up the camera for the perfect shot, the Guard's sergeant calls the charge, prompting the Guard to march away—decorations and Teddy included. Bean rushes after them, but the camera captures only his frustrated expression as the Guard walks off with his creations.
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