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'''Kool-Aid Man''', an iconic anthropomorphic pitcher filled with Kool-Aid, serves as the television mascot for Kool-Aid, a flavored drink mix brand owned by Kraft Foods. Known for his dramatic entrances, he typically bursts through walls and furniture in response to children's calls, enthusiastically proclaiming his signature catchphrase, "Oh yeah!" In comic book adventures, he takes on a heroic role, thwarting the invasion plans of alien beings known as The Thirsties by quenching their thirst.
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Names'''
|'''Kool-Aid Man''' ,the Kool-Aid Guy, Captain Kool-Aid, Big Thirst, Patrick
|-
|'''Gender'''
|Male ♂
|-
|'''Race'''
|Pitcher
|-
|'''Occupation'''
|Mascot
|-
|'''Origin'''
|Adventures of Kool-Aid Man Vol 1 #1 (January 1983)
|-
|'''Alignment'''
|Hero
|-
|'''Age'''
|Unknown
|-
|'''Created By'''
|Jim Salicrup
|-
|'''Height'''
|182.88cm (6ft 0in)
|}

== Appearance ==
The Kool-Aid Man is a larger-than-life anthropomorphic pitcher, standing at an impressive six feet tall. His body is a transparent glass pitcher filled with the classic red Cherry Kool-Aid, though he has appeared in various colors, such as blue, green, and purple, depending on the flavor he's representing. His face, including expressive eyes and a wide, joyous smile, is emblazoned on the side of the pitcher. Kool-Aid Man’s limbs—sturdy arms and legs—add to his dynamic and active appearance. He is often depicted wearing no additional clothing, emphasizing his simplicity and charm. His sheer size and strength allow him to smash through walls and barriers effortlessly, a hallmark of his grand entrances.

== Personality ==
The Kool-Aid Man embodies boundless energy, joy, and a fun-loving attitude. He thrives on bringing refreshment and excitement wherever he goes, especially to children in need of a thirst-quenching treat. Known for his dramatic entrances through walls or furniture, he exudes confidence and determination, always ready to save the day with a pitcher full of Kool-Aid. His catchphrase, “Oh, yeah!”, reflects his exuberance and enthusiasm for life.

== Biography ==

=== The Thirsties Strike Out! ===
After a softball game, the Smalltown Sluggers are eager to cool off, but their options are limited. Sam’s Snax, the nearby snack stand, is closed, and the water fountain is out of order. The culprits? The mischievous Thirsties, who have tied up Sam inside the stand to ensure the kids stay parched.

Suddenly, the Kool-Aid Man bursts through a wall, apprehending the Thirsties and rescuing Sam. Grateful, Sam introduces the Kool-Aid Man to the team members: Sigmund Smart, Cynthia Crystal, Mickey Richardson, and Gloria Greene.

The Kool-Aid Man invites the group to visit his secret headquarters, offering them a ride in his Cool Copter. They eagerly accept and arrive at Number One Kool-Aid Plaza, a pitcher-shaped building that serves as his base of operations. Inside, the Kool-Aid Man gives the kids a tour, explaining that his advanced technology allows him to monitor the Thirsties’ activities worldwide and respond to their mischief.

Just then, an alarm sounds—a group of kids playing volleyball is being menaced by the Thirsties. The Kool-Aid Man and the Sluggers take the Cool Copter to the scene. Upon arrival, the Kool-Aid Man smashes through a sign the Thirsties erected outlawing food and fun at the beach. After a brief scuffle, he captures the Thirsties in a volleyball net, restoring joy to the beachgoers.

Back at his headquarters, the Kool-Aid Man assures the kids that they can always call his name if the Thirsties return. The Sluggers invite him to their game against the Lakeview Team the next day, but he warns that his busy schedule battling the Thirsties might prevent him from attending.

The next day at the game, the kids wonder if the Kool-Aid Man will show. Just as the Thirsties begin harassing players and fans, the team calls out for their hero. True to form, the Kool-Aid Man bursts through a sign, gathers the Thirsties, and tosses them into water, defeating them once again. With the troublemakers gone, the game resumes in peace, and the Smalltown Sluggers celebrate another victory with their refreshing hero.

=== Thirst in Space ===
Warren, Scott, Maria, and Jeanie are enjoying a day at the amusement park when their fun is disrupted by a massive Thirsty that raises the park's temperature to unbearable levels. This monstrous Thirsty, it turns out, is part of a sinister plan hatched by a group of Thirsties aboard a space station resembling an angry sun.

Desperate for relief, the kids summon the Kool-Aid Man. He confronts the giant Thirsty, but his attacks pass harmlessly through it. Realizing it’s a hologram, the Kool-Aid Man uses his Cool Copter and a mirror to redirect the projection back into space, causing the hologram to vanish. The kids rush to thank their hero, with Jeanie planting a grateful kiss on his “cheek.”

Suspecting the hologram was controlled remotely, the Kool-Aid Man and the kids locate Professor Otis Kline, who admits he has a rocket capable of taking them into space to confront the Thirsties—but he doesn’t know how to start it. After the Kool-Aid Man accidentally activates the rocket by tripping over a lever, the kids take the helm, confident in their abilities thanks to their knowledge of sci-fi movies.

In space, the Thirsties attack the rocket. The Kool-Aid Man dons a jetpack and crashes through the wall of their space station. The Thirsties fire their thirst ray at him, but he is immune to its effects. When the ray gun self-destructs, the Thirsties surrender.

Back on Earth, the group celebrates their victory with a party. Professor Kline, still baffled by how the rocket works, bemoans his predicament, prompting laughter from everyone as the festivities continue.

==Powers and Statistics==
'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''9-B'''

[[Dimensional Tiering|'''Dimensionality''']]: '''3D'''

'''Powers and Abilities:''' '''[[Superhuman Physical Characteristics]], [[Inorganic Physiology]]''' (Type 1), [[Water Manipulation|'''Water Manipulation''']] (Throws jars of Kool-Aid), [[Enhanced Senses|'''Enhanced Hearing''']] (Can hear people asking for Kool-Aid from miles away), [[Martial Arts|'''Some Hand-to-Hand Combat Skills''']] (fought against The Thirsties in [https://i.imgur.com/GuCI8T4.jpg close combat] – [https://i.imgur.com/oQSmuDb.jpg multiple] [https://i.imgur.com/SFcOONh.jpg times]), '''[[Self-Sustenance]]''' ([https://i.imgur.com/HHgBjNN.jpg Type 1]), [[Vehicular Mastery|'''Vehicular Mastery''']] (Knows how to [https://i.imgur.com/1oTndUl.jpg fly a helicopter], [https://i.imgur.com/DCHTi9M.jpg ride a horse], and [https://i.imgur.com/HHgBjNN.jpg use a jetpack], traveling in the outer space with a shuttle or a jetpack), [[Time Travel|'''Time Travel''']] with Time Machine, Some '''[[Resistance]]''' to '''[[Technology Manipulation|Technopathy]], [[Telekinesis]], [[Empathic Manipulation]]''' and [[Mind Manipulation|'''Mind Manipulation''']] ([https://i.imgur.com/iHMU6b4.jpg Resists telekinesis and mind control of Compu-Terror, who controls a lot of electrical appliances in a living room and wield them as flying projectiles]. [https://i.imgur.com/6CQPhkH.jpg Seems unaffected by "Thirst Ray" until the Thirsties overload the beam cannon and the explosion hurt themselves].)

'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Wall level+''' (Casually smashes through sections of walls made of different materials, including the metal hull of a spaceship)

'''[[Speed]]:''' '''Superhuman''' (Outruns and dodges flying electrical appliances), possibly '''much faster''' ([https://i.imgur.com/dGLBEQO.jpg Bumps into one house in 2 seconds after some children call his name])

'''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''Unknown'''

'''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''Wall level+'''

'''[[Durability]]:''' At least '''Wall level+''' (Does not get hurt from smashing through walls)

'''[[Stamina]]:''' Unknown

'''[[Range]]:''' Standard melee range

'''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' A pitcher filled with Kool-Aid
*'''Optional Equipment:''' A helicopter, a shuttle, a jetpack that travels through space, a horse, a time traveling machine
'''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''Extraordinary Genius'''. Created a time machine. Capable of piloting a space shuttle, His hot-headed character makes him appear less intelligent than he is. However, he is still a skilled combatant, able to [https://i.imgur.com/Ju7drEd.jpg quickly realize that the opponent he was facing in one fight was just a hologram].

'''Weaknesses:''' His short limbs make him very clumsy. His hot-headed character makes him bump through surrounding things easily.

== Trivia ==

* These comics, distributed for free, prominently displayed "A 60¢ Value" on the cover where a price would typically appear.
* Beyond the two featured stories, the comics offered an array of activities, including connect-the-dots, a word hunt, a secret code unscramble, a crossword puzzle, a maze, a Mad Libs-style word game, and a spot-the-difference puzzle. They also included instructions for building a Kool-Aid stand and advertisements for Kool-Aid products.
* In one story, Mickey humorously compares the Kool-Aid Man's strength to that of the Hulk. 
* Archie Comics continued the series, extending its run to nine issues after the initial three.

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