Green Guy
| “ | I'm Gay!
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„ |
| ― The Meme |
Green Guy was a Lycra entity who roamed the countless realms of the Omniverse as a scavenger in the Filthy Frank Show
| Names | Green Guy, Green Cunt, Ian the Alien |
| Gender | Male ♂ |
| Race | Lycra Person (Homo Sapiens Lycrasus) |
| Occupation | Realm Scavenger |
| Origin | 100,000 SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL!!! iDubbbzTV (28 May 2015) |
| Alignment | Neutral |
| Age | 20s |
| Created By | Ian Kane Washburn |
| Height | 185cm (6ft 1in) |
| Weight | 76kg ( 168 lbs 12.0 st) |
| Personality Type | INTJ, 5w4 (Enneagram) |
| Portrayed By | Ian Kane Washburn |
Appearance
Green Guy's Lycra suit was a bright seafoam green, complemented by a pair of red underpants that prominently emphasized his crotch. He never wore shoes, but was occasionally seen sporting a black leather belt and a blue clock affixed to the center of his chest. His voice carried a distinct yet somewhat comprehensible Eastern European accent, reminiscent of Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory.
Personality
Green Guy exhibited a spiteful and antagonistic nature, taking pleasure in taunting Pink Guy about the absence of Filthy Frank from their realm. At one point, he even claimed, "He's not real. There is no Francis of the Filth." However, this was likely nothing more than provocation.
Despite his abrasive demeanor, Green Guy may have had noble intentions when attempting to destroy Pink Guy's boombox. He declared that no one should wield such a powerful artifact, warning that it had the potential to annihilate the entire Omniverse.
Biography
Green Guy first appeared in Realm East Vegetation 6, where Pink Guy encountered him while searching for the real Filthy Frank. At the time, Green Guy was perched in a tree, chewing on branches. Mocking Pink Guy’s quest, he insisted that Filthy Frank did not exist and dismissed "Panch Boy" as a fool for pursuing him.
Intrigued by Pink Guy’s boombox, Green Guy listened as Pink Guy played one of his CDs. The sheer fire of the track overwhelmed him, leading to what appeared to be a violent orgasm. Once he recovered, Green Guy reached a grave conclusion—Pink Guy's boombox was far too powerful and had to be destroyed.
A brief fight ensued, during which Green Guy demonstrated remarkable durability, particularly in his lower regions. He endured several hundred direct blows to the crotch from Pink Guy without apparent damage. However, his resilience had limits. The battle came to an abrupt end when Salamander Man struck Green Guy in the back of the head with a tree branch, knocking him unconscious.
His ultimate fate remains unknown. Given his solitary scavenger lifestyle, it is possible he suffered severe head trauma and perished alone. Had he been struck from the front, his absurdly massive forehead might have absorbed some of the impact.
Powers and Statistics
Tier: Unknown likely 2-C
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics , Dimensional Travel
Attack Potency: Multi-Universe Level (Defeated Pink Guy)
Speed: Possibly Irrelevant
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Unknown
Durability: likely 2-C and higher (Can survive sound blasts from the Boom Box, which as stated earlier, was stated to have the power to "destroy everything")
Stamina: Can traverse omniverses without tiring
Range: Melee
Standard Equipment: his dermis lycra
Optional Equipment:
Intelligence: Below Average
Weaknesses: Struggles with social interaction
Trivia
- Green Guy bears a strong resemblance to Tingle from The Legend of Zelda series.
- One of his favorite foods appears to be sticks, as he is seen eating one during his first appearance in A WAR IS COMING...
- In Edward Watermelon Hands BTS 1/3, Max instructs Ian to jump off his microwave and "say some gay shit." Ian complies, jumping down, crouching upon landing, and looking directly into the camera with a gleeful grin before declaring, "I'M GAY!" This moment later went viral as a meme. However, since it was behind-the-scenes footage, it is not officially canon to The Filthy Frank Show.
